author-cj-hooper

CJ Hooper

Hailing from the gentle county of Hertfordshire, CJ Hooper is perhaps the most Welsh Englishman I have ever met. His knowledge of folklore from the mother country is second only to his love of almost all things Cthulhu. A roleplayer, larper, wargamer and karate instructor by night. An investigator by day. I kid thee not.

Tag Type: Author
Point of View: Real World

  • Love and Death in Llednevir

    An Orcs in the Webbe Original! In this, the first Llednevir Chronicle, the forbidden love 'twixt Goblin and Toad causes trouble between the Hobgoblin and Todoroni inhabitants of Tarrwen Harbour, a small fishing town in the county of Llednevir, deep in Taffsea.

  • Mostly Death in Llednevir

    An Orcs in the Webbe Original! In this second Llednevir Chronicle Dagonwyswifchips has risen from the depths! Cultists rush to the Harbour to welcome this Godforsaken-God-that-is-forsaken-by-Gods, only a crowd of angry women and one deaf man stands in their way.

  • Thunderballs Up

    An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Austin Powys, International Hobgoblin of Mystery, and the lovely Ophelia Whitebits must evade the clutches of legbreaker Bruno von Bruno and a nameless cast of Hench-Elves in order to escape the camp of the renegade Ferach megalomaniac Lastrom Burgundy.

  • Dai Another Day

    AnOrcs in the Webbe Original! Austin Powys, International Hobgoblin of Mystery returns in this Flintloque scenario in which he must prevent Wheeling-Turn's secrets from falling into Ferach hands and save the life of a rival Albion Spy, Dai the Bread.

  • Death Amid Water in Llednevir

    An Orcs in the Webbe Original! The village of Tarrwen Harbour has been destroyed by a fearsome Elder God but the survivors of the rampage drove him back into the seas. Now in this third Llednevir Chronicle the seas themselves rise to take back it's wounded master and claim the creatures that harmed him. Who will prevail ?

  • Death Out of Sight but Much in Mind in Llednevir

    An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Something stirs deep beneath the town of Tarrwen Harbour. In this fourth Llednevir Chronicle can the survivors of the Sea's wrath face the many faces of of Nyarfoxtrotqwikstep.

  • Coalfinger

    AnOrcs in the Webbe Original! Returning home to Caer Dyff, Austin is horrified to find his people in the thrall of the villainous Ernst Coalfinger, the Orc with the miner's touch...

  • Llednevir Am Bith

    An Orcs in the Webbe Original! In the fifth and final Llednevir Chronicle, the survivors face a final challenge, to pass through the ruined streets of Tarrwen Harbour one last time and escape to the Taffsea countryside. However, both the forces of Albion and Armorica have sent teams to discover the power behind what happened in the small once proud town...

  • A Child’s Cryptmass in Taffsea

    A Child’s Cryptmass in Taffsea

    An Orcs in the Webbe Original! We return to a time long before the forbidden love twixt Goblin and Frog tore apart the somewhat boisterious yet loveable town of Tarrwen Harbour. Two excitable young Hobgoblins must capture the Cryptmass dodo before the annually formed Mob of Ten can bring them back for punishment as tradition (bless it) dictates.

  • Je Ne Regret Rhian

    An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Austin Powys, International Hobgoblin of Mystery returns!

  • The Elegy of Tarrwen Harbour

    An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Again in a time long before the forbidden love twixt Goblin and Frog a young boy must face a forest full of malevolent Faeries as he helps Owen the Plod complete a generations old annual ritual to prevent the horror of Centaur Claws descending on Tarrwen Harbour.

  • Casino Rhyll

    An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Austin Powys, International Hobgoblin of Mystery in his latest Christmas Adventure!

  • The Aftermatch

    The Aftermatch

    An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Everyone remembers and talks about the famous Futbowel match of the trenches. Very few remember the incidents that followed; the hangovers, the bruises, the embarrassing silence between Orc and Dwarf who woke up together, and least of all the case of the swapped jerseys...

  • And Death Shall Have No Dominoes

    An Orcs in the Webbe Original! In a normal inn, in a normal town by the normal sea, an extraordinary character plays dominoes...

  • I'll Be Bach

    An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Austin Powys, International Hobgoblin of Mystery in his latest Christmas Adventure!

  • The Return of Dagontwyswifchips

    An Orcs in the Webbe Original! In the gloom of the winter months, a studious young Hobgoblin and his Todoroni accomplice accidentally summon an ancient god long thought defeated. Can the residents of Tarrwenn Harbour survice His wrath once more...

  • The Greatest Snowman

    An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Austin Powys, International Hobgoblin of Mystery in his latest Christmas Adventure!

  • The Hunchback in the Dark

    An Orcs in the Webbe Original! In a tale of Tarrwen Harbour previously untold the Hunchback Quidimodo, driven from city of Abertowie, has come to Tarrwen Harbour and mistaken a Nun's kindness for affection and carried her away to the church chased, as is often the way, by a baying mob...

  • The Spy Who Cwtched Me

    An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Austin Powys, International Hobgoblin of Mystery in his latest Christmas Adventure!

  • Unlife and Death in Llednevir

    An Orcs in the Webbe Original! A rogue practitioner of Dark Wylde Magic from the New World has returned to his ancestral home of Llednevir with revenge on his mind.