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Miniature Converted, Painted, Based and Photographed by Tony Harwood

Foul Mouth Freddy

In all of Kyng Georgie Porgies Albion armed forces there can be few that can match the pure downright depravity of the Hobgoblin Orc Foul Mouth Freddy. The early years are shrouded in a mist so thick that you could cut it with a blunt bayonet, although Freddy himself will tell you of how he used to con gullible young Orcs in the Municipal Borstal with a two-headed, silver 6d coin. Later and after a number of dubious occupations Freddy was once again called up in front of the ‘Beak’, the options were stark, a long stretch in prison or join the army. The army won and Freddy found that his straight talking manner and ability to delegate soon saw him rise to the rank of Sergeant in the campaigns against the usurper Mordred. The rank of sergeant suited Freddy and if only he had been able to keep his foul mouth and love of Booze and She Orcs under control, Freddy’s military career could have been so very different.  Freddy has the uncanny knack of always saying the wrong thing at the wrong time – and usually to senior officers or the wives/daughters of senior officers! On many occasions Freddy has been flogged or placed in the brig, he has removed and re-stitched his sergeant stripes so often that he now just ties them on with ribbon! However the truth is that Freddy is that rare Orc – a born soldier! And a good soldier at that!

Tag Type: Character
Point of View: Valon

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Foul Mouth Freddy was created by Tony Harwood and was first published in the 2009 Flintloque Adventure "Foul Mouth Freddy Spikes the ****ing Gun" right here on Orcs in the Webbe.

Based on his Godfather you can read more about Freddy's genesis over on Tony's superb blog here.

Alternative Armies' produced a 'Very Limited Edition' miniature of Foul Mouth Freddy, limited to only 250 casts. If you're very lucky you might still be able to order one from thier website here

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