'Entwickler and the Mince Pie Murder'

A Panzerfäuste Gamebook by Luke Passingham

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Aaargh! You have had enough of this nonsense. Unleashing your terrifying inventions you blast Hauptmann Pie and his entire security detail to bits before blowing up the HQ and carving a trail of destruction through the city and back to your lab where you keep your really good top secret super science. There it is a simple matter to unlimber your various death rays, weather control machines, dimensional portals and caged mutant beasts and launch an assault on the entire Land. Before long the entire world is under Entwickler rule, all civilisation is crushed beneath your boots, and everything is on fire. Entwickler wins! This deeply unfeasible resolution, which is certainly not canon, also means that...

Your adventure ends here.