'Entwickler and the Mince Pie Murder'

A Panzerfäuste Gamebook by Luke Passingham

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Thinking quickly, you unsling a grenade from your belt and hurl it the corpse, blowing it to bloody chunks.

“What the hell, dude?” shouts the officer as you wipe gore from your anti-gore goggles (not functioning). “You explosive-obsessed nincompoop! How are we supposed to investigate this now?”

Before long Oberst Hauptling is back on the phone, but instead of Christmas Cheer, all he has for you is a big fat Christmas suspension.

Your adventure ends here.