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Flintloque is Alternative Armies' 28mm skirmish wargame set in the world of Valon. Valon is a world inhabited by fantasy creatures such as Elves, Orcs, Dwarves and Ogres - all immersed in a bitter war. The ancient order of the Darke Age has been ripped down and crushed beneath the iron heel of the Elven tyrant Mordred. Once a world bathed in the aura of Wylde Magicke, Mordred has manipulated the very fabric of Valon's reality creating a new era of science and blackpowder.

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The Cursed Snuffbox

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Continuing the tradition of bringing you a tale of terror on All Hallow's Eve, Tony Harwood tells us of a cursed snuff box that nearly destroyed the entire army of Albion...

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Balls to the Wall

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Stuermer’s Stormers have been tasked with exploring the depths of the Troglodyte mountain nest and weeding out any last vestiges of resistance. Unbeknown to the Dwarves, there is more to fear down there than just some exhausted Troglodytes...

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What Ales You?

An Orcs in the Webbe Exclusive! Gavin Syme, Lead writer at Alternative Armies, gives OITW readers an exclusive in the form of a whole scenario that will form a continuation from next years Flintloque release, a beginners set entitled "Escape the Dark Czar".

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Sharke's Amon Kyaat

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Carrying on from last years tale of the Fellowship of the Thing in Moria, having lost Giglamps to the Bal Rog, Captain Sharke's Fellowship is about to be broken in more ways than one in this two player scenario for Alternative Armies' Flintloque.

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Piob-mhor - The Great Highland Bagpipes

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! The bagpies of Joccia are more than just an instrument, herein lies but one tale of just how they can be used to fight the evils found upon Valon, the land of Alternative Armies' Flintloque.

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The Terror of Toadula

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! The fearless Giglamps, “Giggers” to his many friends and admirers, faces up against a terrible duo in this Flintloque scenario for two players.

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Sharke's Wyvern

An Orcs in the Webbe Exclusive! Gavin Syme, Lead writer at Alternative Armies, brings us a cracking scenario featuring Sharke going up against a Wyvern no less! Includes full rules for including Wyvern's in your games of Flintloque 3rd Edition!

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Foul Mouth Freddy and The Wrong ****ing Wagon

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Freddy's latest venture takes an unexpected turn when a group of local wine barons mistake his wagon for one laden with something rather more potent in this Flintloque scenario for three or four players.

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With The Devil at Your Heels

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Race through the countryside with pursuers hot on your heels in this steeplechase style scenario for two players of Alternative Armies' Flintloque.

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Dead Birds Don't Lie

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Continuing the tradition of bringing you something a little spooky on All Hallow's Eve Tony Harwood brings us a horrific tale featuring Dwarves, gold and a malevolent Undead scarecrow....

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Sharke's Kin

Everyone knows that Sharke, Lieutenant in His Monstrosity's Rifles, is a Half-Orc bastard, but most forget that makes him Half-Elven too. One embittered Ferach Elf believes he knows the lineage from which Sharke comes and he wants revenge. Updated with notes for use with Flintloque 3rd Edition.

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Sharke's Breakfast

At the siege of Badjobz, before the storming of the breaches, Captains Sharke (of Albion's Rifles) and Porcaria (of Al Garvey's Caçadores) make a bet to meet each other for breakfast whilst the war against the Ferach Elves continues on around them. Updated with notes for use with Flintloque 3rd Edition.

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Koop and Mursh

Paleodracologists Koop and Mursh clash with each other (not to mention some Native Eastern Valonian Centaurs) over the ownership of ancient bones. Updated with notes for use with Flintloque 3rd Edition.

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Casino Rhyll

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Austin Powys, International Hobgoblin of Mystery in his latest Christmas Adventure!

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Watch the Falling Masonry

An Orcs in the Webbe Exclusive! Gavin Syme, Lead writer at Alternative Armies, gives OITW readers an exlusive in the form of a whole scenario from next years Flintloque Campaign Book, Retreat to Kooruna, as well as a behind the scenes look at exactly what's going to be in the book.

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Sharke's Doctor

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! On his final trip through different worlds Sharke faces a metallic terror we all know well and there's not a sofa to hide behind anywhere anywhere in sight... Steve Blease, Flintloque's co-creator creator, pens one final tale for Rekhardt Sharke.

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A Plague on Both Your Houses

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! As the memories of long dead Elven lovers re-emerge in the stiched together shambling corpses of two Zombie abominations the Vampyre Lords who created them battle for control of the creatures after the meticulously planned trap concocted by one fo them has gone somewhat awry...

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Sharke's Moria

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Deep under the mountains Giglamps and Sharke stumble upon the ancient remains of a fallen Dwarf, read on to discover how Sharke came to be in Injii, why he found himself with the highly decorated Giglamps and what they did when they got there.

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The Elegy of Tarrwen Harbour

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Again in a time long before the forbidden love twixt Goblin and Frog a young boy must face a forest full of malevolent Faeries as he helps Owen the Plod complete a generations old annual ritual to prevent the horror of Centaur Claws descending on Tarrwen Harbour.

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Horcmanay Eve

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Home to visit his aged mother on the coldest night of the Joccian year a young Davvie McBaird, future general of the Army of Albion, comes upon some deserters who will with his aide see off an ancient evil. An evil that gave its own name to  Horcmanay, the legendary first footer Horc, who has arrived on this chilliest of eves in this Saints Day exclusive scenario....

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No Laughing Matter

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! On this All Hallow's Eve Tony Harwood once again takes up the reins to spin a tale of terror from Valon. This year we learn of the Ferach Elf Rinald and the terrible fate that awaits him in the frozen Witchlands.

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Bilbo Nesta Marley and The Macaroons

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! In this Saints Day exclusive scenario we get a glimpse at the origins of some of the legendary characters from Danny O'Hara's piratical take on Flintloque, Dreadloque, as the Jamcakey born halfling Bilbo Nesta Marley takes his first steps of rebellion under the leadership of Drogo Dekker.

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Le Troll Est Mort

Follow the intrigue surrounding the coronation of the new King of Skandavia, the outcome of which could determine who the Trolkin and Trolka fight for in the Mordredian Wars, in this mini-campaign updated for Flintloque 3rd Edition.

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Britt Shotte

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! A desperate lack of black powder leads to a last gasp race to steal some from a lone Orcish Commissariat trooper and his pack mule. Will the Orc lads of Captain Knoll Gallowsger reach an oasis of dry powder, or in a blur will Captaine Demone Augburrne reach the mule first?

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Balls to the Wall

Join Hauptmann Steiner as he attempts to kidnap two Finkelstein Generals worshipping at a most holy (holey?) Dwarven shrine in this classic Flintloque scenario from the nineties.

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Sharke's Mi'lady

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Thrown once more through the barriers between worlds Captain Rekhardt Sharke finds himself allying with the Dwarven Musketeers of Iron Mask Miniature's Grands Chapeaux to hunt down the nefarious Milady de l'Elfe

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Margahrah and the Battle of Burnehof

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Five factions go up against one another for supremacy of the small town of Burnehof. Elven agent Margahrah needs to know why are they gathered here – what is so important that old and in-built hatred, distrust and alliances could be treated with such distain? Alliances will be made, broken and re-built and behind it all, the famed staff of power.

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Lady Lightning and the Dragons

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Atop a mountain in Central Urop the plot of the Dracci must be stopped by some Dwarves who have no idea what could occur if a female captive is given up to ancient magickes...

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Dracci Breath

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Rumours abound of a breakaway dwarf faction who have been scouring the lands for items imbued with and remaining Wylde Magicke. One such leadneeds investigating and Wheeling-Turn's spy-master Wogan has to send in a team to investigate...

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The Emperor in Peril!

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! The Dark Czar, angered by Mordred's refusal to die under his onslaught of undead, has sent the Monghuls of Tartarus to take care of Emperor once and for all.

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A Child’s Cryptmass in Taffsea

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! We return to a time long before the forbidden love twixt Goblin and Frog tore apart the somewhat boisterious yet loveable town of Tarrwen Harbour. Two excitable young Hobgoblins must capture the Cryptmass dodo before the annually formed Mob of Ten can bring them back for punishment as tradition (bless it) dictates.

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A Cryptmass Tayle, Part Two

An Orcs in the Webbe Original ! Following the events of Cryptmass Eve, Drosselmeyer - the Toy Maker - and Morozko – none other than Grandfather Frost – make haste across the snowy wastes of the Witchlands in an attempt to dissuade their pursuers.

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Farewell to Two

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Uncle Rogipoos and Bombardier Bedsforc face the evil Sproutoids and the roving Thumber Wumber Trees as they try to close the Vortex that wants to send them to the next world...

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Renovating Walls

An Orcs in the Webbe Original ! Christmas wouldn't be Christmas without ill conceived DIY projects in the home, however, in a bid to spare you from the wrath of family members master model maker Tony Harwood draws your attention to a smaller project.

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Tie a Ribbon Round the Old Dogs Neck

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Some moments in war are brought on by having to utter ‘yes, sir, right away,sir’ through clenched teeth as some medal bedecked moron orders to you do something totally crazy and really, really unnecessary. This is one of those moments...

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The Baskervile's Hound

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Far from the gaslit streets of Londinium on the blasted heath of Dark Morr, the recent disappearance and brutal murder of a fair Orcish lass has led to an investigation by those renowned detectives Sherloque Homes and Dr Watsorc into the ancient Ostarian family, the Baskervile's.

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The Round Up

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! In which Billy the Looser tries to get some Dodo's past some nefarious bandits.

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The Ritual of Wynter

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! A young Logann must perform the steps of the ritual of wynter in order to craft his own prayer stick.

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Albion Street Runners

We are introduced to a group of brave lads who defend the streets of Albion's capital against a myriad of nefarious ne'er do wells in this Flintloque mini campaign.

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Over the Hills and Far Away

Goblin Caçadores must get to the safety of the allied Orc lines harried by Dark Elf Inquisition forces seeking to reclaim a stolen religious treasure. Both parties aware that Mordred's elite Elven Voltiguers are also seeking to claim the icon in their Emperor's name...

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A Midnight Feast

Back home, away from the Mordredian Wars, lower class Orcs are forced into poaching to feed thier familes.

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Sharke's Wagon

Sharke and his Rifles lie in wait for a Ferach Wagon laden with booze in this classic scenario which includes rules for ambushes in your games of Flintloque.

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Getting Ahead, Chapter 3

Margahrah and his surviving Elves must escape from the frozen North in this, the final instalment of the Flintloque mini campaign, Getting Ahead.

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Margahrah's Bane

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! As the long March out of the Witchlands continues, Margahrah and his surviving troop start experiencing strange dreams which lead them to a drastic course of action in this years Halloween Flintloque adventure.

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West Side Sortie

Captured by Ferach forces Bette awaits execution in the prison of a small fishing town, all is not lost however as her true love, Oratio 'Horny' Hornblairer, is just off the coast and is headed to rescue her with some stalwart Royule Albion Navie marines in this classic scenario from the Flintloque Archives.

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Thunderballs Up

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Austin Powys, International Hobgoblin of Mystery, and the lovely Ophelia Whitebits must evade the clutches of legbreaker Bruno von Bruno and a nameless cast of Hench-Elves in order to escape the camp of the renegade Ferach megalomaniac Lastrom Burgundy.

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Wreckers

In parts of Albion some nefarious types trying to feed their families lure ships onto the rocks in a bid to harvest their cargo in this classic scenario from the Flintloque Archives.

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Starlight Underground

Bette has become the scourge of Mordred's secret police, liberating loyalists from the very jaws of death in this classic scenario from the Flintloque Archives.

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Horny & Bette

This is the story of True Lust. A lust which transcends the boundaries of race and war to bring together the finest of Albion’s Orchood with the plucky charm of a Ferach maid. A classic scenario from the Flintloque Archive.

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Finders of the Lost Orc

Meet one of Valon's famed archaeologists and his large supporting cast of interesting characters in this campaign framework article from the Flintloque Archives.

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Brotherly Love

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Two brothers on different sides of the civil war in Diberia race against time and each other to rescue their childhood sweetheart from one of Mordred's internement camps...

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You Shall Not Have It...

Ousted from their posts by the Ferach invasion of Catalucia a small surviving group of Dark Elf Caballeros joins forces with a rag tag bunch of guerillas to protect a village housing an important supply depot in this classic Flintloque short scenario.

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Relics, Chapter 2 - Trust

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Having narrowly escaped from the Blood Lords hunting party the Dracci Satule and the other surviving rebels must try and make an alliance with the Orcs of Albion if they are to stand any hope of stopping Murg's bid for ultimate power in the far East...

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Mordred's Supply Wagon

Elven forces in Southern Catalucia suffer from supply problems and a critical supply train has been ambushed by Dark Elf guerrillas assisted by Orc Intelligence reports. However the delivery of the supply wagons to the Orc camp has not yet arrived. Can Mordred's finest retrieve what is rightfully theirs in this classic Flintloque scenario.

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The Temple of Dhogmandont

The famed East-Valonian treasure hunter has disciovered the whereabouts of the semi-mythical Scimitar of Mustapha Liq. However, between him and his prize stand  Krautian Agents, Ferach Intelligence, Nippleze Goblins, Othari Janissaries and a bloody big Minotaur with an equally bloody big axe. Will he prevail... Find out in this classic scenario from the Flintloque Archives.

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The Kyng's Bloody Shilling

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Wogan, Wheeling-Turn's best and most trusted spymaster, has (by necessity) chosen Freddy and his posse for a mission to recover gold. The sort of gold that countries go to war over. The sort of gold that mere mortals only dream of. This is the story of how Wogan chose Sergeant Foul-Mouth Freddy to recover the Kyngs Shilling.

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The League

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Gobliana Joonz, El Lupe, Plunkorc and MacMean - An unlikely band of heroes who - through an equally unlikley set of circumstances - find themselves pitched against the evil Undead Liche Doktorov trying to prevent him from stealing a golden eagle from a private collection smothered with deadly traps (albeit so they can in fact steal it themselves).

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Within God's Walls

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Don Diego Della Toyota's friend, the nobleman Don Armand, has been speaking out against the taxes levied by the cruel Alcalde Jamón and has been forced to hide out in an old mission to avoid arrest. Luckily for him Don Diego is the man behind the mask of El Lupe, the people's hero and he is on his way to help his friend. 

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Sharke's Eagle

Lieutenant Sharke of the Orc Rifles and some Light Company of the 67th Mordor Foot go after an Elven Eagle at the battle of Tarrenvera in this classic scenario from the Flintloque Archives.

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Relics, Chapter 1 - Escape

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! In this, the first adventure of the world changing Relics story arc, a group of Dracci worker caste, unhappy with their Sovereign's rule, must escape the mysterious Dracci lands, across the perilous forbidden marsh. All the while pursued by a vicious Blood Lord hunting party.

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Sharke's Shovels

Sharke, Harpy and some Orc redcoats try to stop a group of Ferach Elves from purloining their picks and spades during the siege of Badjobz in this classic scenario from the Flintloque Archives.

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The Triumph of General Nudd

Spread urban discontent in Albion as the Nuddites march against the rise of technology and the much hated loom in this classic scenario from the Flintloque Archives.

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Horcmanay

From it's roots in the Darke Age to the modern day customs Rats and other races practice, we look at what the celebration of Horcmanay means across all of Valon in this excellent background article from the Flintloque Archives.

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Dr No-el

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Oh yes, it's Christmas Day and CJ Hooper returns with a festive Flintloque scenario featuring none other than International Hobgoblin of Mystery, Auston Powys. Two specially selected teams of eleven troops meet on a field in Catalucia - one Orc, one Elf - as both race to collect the Wylde Magicke egg of St. Sean.

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Sharke's Barsoom

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Captain Rekhardt Sharke and his loyal Rifles' adventures on other worlds continue. This time awakening in the middle of a conflict between multi-limbed giants on a red planet known to it's inhabitants as Barsoom.

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Something Rotten

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! The legendary hero of Los Diablos returns in this whip cracking tale in which El Lupe must sneak into Governor Jamon's hacienda to find an important document to free his friend.

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Llednevir Am Bith

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! In the fifth and final Llednevir Chronicle, the survivors face a final challenge, to pass through the ruined streets of Tarrwen Harbour one last time and escape to the Taffsea countryside. However, both the forces of Albion and Armorica have sent teams to discover the power behind what happened in the small once proud town...

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The Hand of Fate

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Years in the making, the 'Third Season Finale' of Dreadloque is here. A rip roaring adventure featuring a mad dash to stop Baron Bron's plans nefarious plans for the Windy Isles once and for all.

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Spirited Away

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! With an eye towards his retirement, Freddy comes up with a plan to supply homebrew rotgut to some local innkeepers, unaware that several large spanners loom large above his works - spanners in the form of Colonel Sim-San, the Temperance League, Catatonic religious heavies and, last and in many ways least, the Orc Camp Patrol...

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The Mummy's Tomb

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! In the days after the Armorican invasion of Aegypt many thought to make thier fortune stealing the gold hidden underneath the ancient pyramids. They did not relise the gold had not been left unguarded...

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Twas the Night

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! The Master of Willorc's Hall regales us with his musings about the time he met the good old Joccian Saint, Saint Knickerless, by way of a seasonal poem with introduction and footnotes no less. 

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A Cryptmass Tayle

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! After years living in peace, creating gifts to help the children of Valon, Drosselmeyer the Toymaker's workshop has been found. Several races of Urop as well as the nefarious Undead have come to steal this years presents before Grandfather Frost can deliver them...

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A Game of Ghouls

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Ongoing reports of cannibalism in the Armorican village of Imladré-sur-Merde coupled with the initial investigative team going missing leads the Ferach special agent, Doctor Moreauwe, and a group of militia in search of monsters.

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The Oh No Corral

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Three Orc brothers head to the small border town of Doomstone to help it's inefficient sherrif take on some local Joccian and Taffsea troublemakers.

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Cossacks of Doom

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Colonel Buster and his ally, the 'shiny' non-blood magicke using Vampyre Edvarda, take on the nefarious undead rogues Scooby Doom and Raggy who have not only a squad of Cossacks at their disposal but also an improved version of Gravinski's reanimator and no shortage of corpses...

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Remember, Remember

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! A down on his luck Night Guard Captain and his somewhat less than able command must stop the reactionary Forcs and his followers from blowing up the palace in Londinium and killing good Kyng Gorge!

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Foul Mouth Freddy Saves the ****ing Sheep

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! In parts of Taffsea, hidden in deep, lush valleys there are many legends of fair folk and evil doings. This is the story of how Foul Mouth Freddy found true love in this most unusual of places...

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I Fought The Lore

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! In this whip cracking Tale of Albion we find some prisoners on a chain gang serving out their sentence. Can the wardens keep order or will the gangs fulfill their secret objectives.

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Monkey Business

Foul Mouth Freddy and his group of Unlikely Heroes must sneak into the town of Atria searching for urgent supplies whilst Orc redcoats and Elf marines settle an old deep set grudge.

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Skyrimfall

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! A terrifying fire-breathing Dragon is terrorising the valeys of Taffsea, seemingly controlled by the meglomanical Hugo Dracci. Austin Powys, International Hobgoblin of Mystery, has been sent to investigate...

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Coalfinger

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Returning home to Caer Dyff, Austin is horrified to find his people in the thrall of the villainous Ernst Coalfinger, the Orc with the miner's touch...

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Sharke's Aquila

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Sharke's Rifles have been transported to another world by vile Magicke. This time they face skirted Orcs with swords and an Eagle the likes of which they've not seen before...

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Sharke's Mirror

 An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Sharke and his lads rush to the Notables Club, Mudfayre, to deal with a terrifying threat from another time...

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The High Price of Miruvoré

 An Orcs in the WebbeOriginal! Being a cautionary tale of SMUGGLING and other divers CRIMINALITYS acted out by the feckless small-folk in dark corners of our own ALBION!

 

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The Battle of B'Water

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Captain Giglamps has been tasked with traveling up the Bomoo River to track down and cashier the rogue officer Colonel Blyng. Before the search begins he must first make landfall and get to the town of B'Water, however, D’Katha Bey and his 9lb gun may have a thing or two to say about that.

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Run For the Hills!

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Al-Garvey Goblins and Ferach Elves clash over a disputed hill on the border between Al-Garvey and Catalucia.

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Dag Nificent's Seven

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! The Catalucian village of Trampa Mortal is under threat from desperate bandits. Can the unlikely hero of Dag Nificent and his rapidly assembled group of even more unlikely heroes win the day...

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Getting Ahead, Chapter 2

Having captured one of the Star Wraith's headless abominations, the Elven former Commisariat Margahrah sets about uncovering the mystery of exactly how they can exist in this Flintloque scenario set in the frozen Witchlands.

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Sharke's Ashes

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Returning from special duties in the Windy Isles, Captain Sharke and his Orc Rifles have stopped off in the Occupied Zone, a harsh tropical land and they have one hell of a battle ahead of them...

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A Right Royul Boxing Day

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! On St Shakey's Day, the day after Cryptmass, Kyng Gorge likes to get to know the common-folk of Albion in what is known throughout Albion as "Boxing Day", find out why in this Flintloque scenario for two, three or four players.

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"...And He Had Raisins For Eyes!"

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! After a series of gruesome murders amongst the culinary community and it's customers, Valon's famed consulting detective Sherloque Holmes and his assistant, Dr Watsorc, have tracked the cinnamon scented beast responsible to it's lair.

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Owl Gristle and The Dragons

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Lieutenant Rossorc and his brave rifleorcs find themselves pitted against deadly creatures and Magicke unseen by Orcs since before the Time of Annul.

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The Cossack War Wagon

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Captain Angules and his remaining Elves of the 21st Ligne are fleeing Moskova. Harried at every step by damned Cossacks thankfully they think they now have developed the tactics to escape the Witchlands. Little did they know that Aleksander's malign forces can adapt just as well as they can...

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Death Amid Water in Llednevir

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! The village of Tarrwen Harbour has been destroyed by a fearsome Elder God but the survivors of the rampage drove him back into the seas. Now in this third Llednevir Chronicle the seas themselves rise to take back it's wounded master and claim the creatures that harmed him. Who will prevail ?

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Dai Another Day

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Austin Powys, International Hobgoblin of Mystery returns in this Flintloque scenario in which he must prevent Wheeling-Turn's secrets from falling into Ferach hands and save the life of a rival Albion Spy, Dai the Bread.

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Foul Mouth Freddy Takes ****ing Charge

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Having been busted to Private for his excursion to Burrow Port, Freddy must take charge of a green group of Provosts when they come under enemy fire on the way to his Court Marshall.

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Doctor Deadrock, I Presume?

Take charge of a party of Orcs from one of Londinium's Royule Societies and head out from the edge of civilisation to explore Valon's mostly unknown Darke Continent with these open framework rules for use with any version of Flintloque.

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Getting Ahead, Chapter 1

Terrible reports are flooding the desks of the leaders of the Grande Armee du Norde, reports which tell of a horror which threatens to completely destroy the morale of the retreating Ferach Elves. Can Marshal Ney find someone to neutralize this threat ?

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Foul Mouth Freddy Divides the ****ing Loot

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Valon's loveable anti-hero returns in this tale where Freddy and his companions must retreat through hostile territory with a variety of loot 'acquired' from the pointy-eared Ferach B******s.

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Fetch Us a Brew Love

Some Blacke Horde infantry are trying to steal crates of tea for their Orcish allies while the Finklesteiners and Burrovians give them some sport with the hot end of a musket in this
Flintloque scenario.

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Short Fuses at the Bridge

Captain Viktor Von Grossedogge and his brave sappers have been sent on a mission to destroy a criticial bridge deep behind enemy lines. However, the Werewolves and Centaurs of the Duchy of Coltz tasked with defending the bridge are already in play... and they have a cannon.

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Foul Mouth Freddy Scours the ****ing Town

In this first scenario of the Scours, Speeds and Sneaks mini-campaign, Freddy must search the town of Burrow Port looking for his commander's beloved horse and the regimental busby, having lost both of them the night before in a drink fuelled haze...

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Love and Death in Llednevir

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! In this, the first Llednevir Chronicle, the forbidden love 'twixt Goblin and Toad causes trouble between the Hobgoblin and Todoroni inhabitants of Tarrwen Harbour, a small fishing town in the county of Llednevir, deep in Taffsea.

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Mostly Death in Llednevir

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! In this second Llednevir Chronicle Dagonwyswifchips has risen from the depths! Cultists rush to the Harbour to welcome this Godforsaken-God-that-is-forsaken-by-Gods, only a crowd of angry women and one deaf man stands in their way.

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Schnapps by Moonlight

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! When a Ferach Elven force falls into confusion and exchanges friendly fire over the Haransebetsie bridge some Albion Orcs’ realise their chance to attack has come.

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The Block House

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! The Albion Exploring Officer, Haines Pong, must lead a group of Dark Elf Guerrillas in an assault on a Ferach message relay station.

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Mordred's Taste For Bones

An Orcs in the Webbe Exclusive! A group of Goblin Cacadores escorting some Monks and a very precious cargo are approaching the town of Cupa. Unfortunately for them Mordred, Aleksander and Wheeling-Turn all have forces approaching Cupa on that very day. Coincidence?

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A Bridge Too Fur

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! McTavish is tasked with heading to Aegpyt, into the arms of a mad Othari who thinks he is the Duke of Wheeling-Turn, to blow up a bridge held by veteran Ferach troops with nothing more than some raw recruits and a few barrels of powder.

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Foul Mouth Freddy Fools the ****ing Ferach

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Foul Mouth Freddy returns in this cracking tale involving a small group of inexperienced Orcs going up against a full section of Ferach with only Freddy's bl**dy brilliant plan between them and a horrid death. May Sentinel help them all.

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The Taking of Drumbassa

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! A small crew of Othari corsairs have taken command of Drumbassa and it's defences on the Sosilli Coast. It's up to The Raisin of Marzbar's forces, led by Tarka Bey, and his Al-Garvey allies to destroy Drumbassa once and for all.

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Gérard's Casserole

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Colonel Etienne Gérard, currently in command of the 10e Crown Hussars, must escort the vivacious Ferach Vivandière, Néjellar Lauson, back to the lines of the Grande Armée across a desolate frozen wasteland teeming with Undead.

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The Relics of St. Labyrinthus

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! St. Labyrinthus (Patron Saint of ear trumpet makers, mushy pea eaters and chip farmers) is literally up for grabs in this adventure set in the Shirewood of Albion.

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The Whyte Revolt - Escape from the Makers

The second part of the Whyte Revolt arc is a scenario entitled 'Escape from the Makers' which sees the rebelling Whytes trying to get out of the re-animation prison that the agents of the Dark Czar have created for them. Will they break free into the vast snowy landscape of the Witchlands or will the Zombie garrison stop them 'dead'...

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The Dirty Arf Undred

A Flintloque scenario for two players (or solo play). Will Colonel Sterf Yong and his lads hold out in this ‘king of the hill’ adventure?

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Rat Trap Pasta Blasta

A Flintloque scenario for two players (or solo play) which sees the Bella Manicotti Todoroni face off against some very hungry Joccian hussars.

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Foul Mouth Freddy Spikes the ****ing Gun

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! See how the legend began as you take control of the foul mouthed Orc sergeant Freddy in his first adventure as he attempts to use a section of allied Krautian Dwarves as cover to disable a Finklestein gun emplacement.

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Raid on Rippoli

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! The United Secessionist Navy send a small force of marines to destroy a grounded warship to prevent it from falling into the hands of the Barfry Corsairs

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Black Orc Down

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Two Albion Group Captains, Wilbur and Orcville Rite have crash landed an experimental new airboat in Dark Elf infested Catalucia. It's up to a crack squad of handpicked Goblin Caçadores to rescue them and retrieve the balloon.

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Hope

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Discover the history of the cosmopolitan town of Hope and what exactly drew the Paleodracologists Koop & Mursh there.

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Dreadloque

Danny O'Hara's piratical take on Flintloque begins right here in Dreadloque, the original tale of banditry, insurrection and the infamous pipeweed that introduced a generation of Flintloque players to The Windy Isles and its host of fantastic characters...

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Trafalgore

The Orcs of Albion have resisted the Ferach Empire since the beginning of the Mordredian Wars not just with a small but highly trained and extremely well drilled army but also the best Navye to be found on all of Valon.

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Flintloque II

Back in the 90s there were a variety of planned expansions and spin-offs for Flintloque that sadly never came to be. One such release would have been a new edition of Flintloque taking things in a direction inspired by the events of the Crimean War...

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Britorcn Foot Regiments

An Orcs in the Webbe Exclusive! Gavin Syme, lead writer for Alternative Armies and head of the World of Valon has put together something Flintloque and Slaughterloo players have been after for some time, a PDF detailing the names, numbers and colours of the foot regiments in the army of Greate Britorcn.

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The Original Frontispiece

The original fontispiece from the 1995 1st Edition of Flintloque including the original credits and the Valonic version of the song Over the Hills and Far Away.

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The Kinkon Delta

Expand your gaming on the World of Valon with action in the Kinkon Delta which sees the Union of Secessionist Albionites go up against the River Pyrates of the Kinkon Delta in this classic background article from the Flintloque archive.

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Thus The Lie is Revealed

The truth behind the Elves persecution of the Dracci is revealed in this background piece by one of Flintloque's co-creators, first published on the Flintloque eGroup back in 2001.

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The Masay Coast Guard

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Gaston Minion, secretaire to the commander of the "Masay Gardes du Cote Milice" tells all about Masay's militia, his commander's run in with an Albion hero and the crazed plan to take Albion by sea...

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The Whyte Revolt

When Wylde Magicke was annulled the Undead servants of Aleksander the Star Wraith crumbled to dust. He set upon using the new laws of science to create a new type of Undead, all went well until the first Whytes appeared...

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Dreadloque III - The Goblin in the Smoke - Prelude: "Rise of the Baron"

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! What happened to our heroes after the showdown with Shambog last year? What effect has the recent  emancipation of the long suffering Halflings in the Windy Isles had on the pirate factions? Find out in this prelude to Dreadloque III "The Goblin in the Smoke", this years tale of tale of banditry, insurrection and of course the infamous pipeweed.

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Grandfather Frost

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Read about how a Faerie herald lost all he loved and became Grandfather Frost, doomed to wander the frozen lands of the Star Wraith in search of hope.

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Wyndorc’s 3rd Korsucan Rangers

In the first of a new series of wargame articles we look at a customised section of Flintloque miniatures belonging to Gavin Syme which he uses in his own games of Flintloque and Slaughterloo. Let’s take a look at Wyndorcs Rangers!

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Poldorc

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! This year classic Flintloque alumnus Danny O'Hara weaves an hilarious story based on a 'somewhat better known than it used to be because that chap got his top off to scythe corn wrong' tale. Perfect for the Flintloque setting we are proud to present, for the benefit of several audiences, Poldorc.

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Dracile

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! What does it take to create a new rational thinking citizen of Armorica?  Can anyone become a citizen?  Must you be born an Elf?  Famous philosopher Jaques Rossau thinks its possible and with the help of his former student, now General, Henri Amadee a creature is brought from the deserts of Aegypt in a cage to Lyonesse.  A creature that is the essence of savagery.  Will the monster prevail or will it become with help the unique Dracile?

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The Ghost of Corpsemas Past

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! We return to the vibrant Albion town of Port Bristle to catch up with Miklúg FizzBang to see how he has fared since the events of "Lilith Malone" one year ago...

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The Lady Canrig Bwt

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! In this Saints Day exclusive scenario we get a glimpse at the origins of Tony Harwood's fan favourite character. In the time before Mordred annulled the laws of Magicke a young Orc called Freddy stumbles into a sinister plot on the streets of a small taffsea town. Who is the mysterious Lady Canrig Bwt...

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Admiral Zarkov

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! A member of the Undead, somehow imbued with a power beyond that of his kin, puts the first steps of his plans into action.

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Lilith Malone

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! In the bustling Albion town of Port Bristle an unexplained death is just the beginning for Miklúg FizzBang and his officers in this cracking Penny Dreadful style short story.

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Foul Mouth Freddy Loses the ****ing Chest

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! The loveable anti-hero is somewhat bu****ed when the chest whose charge he was given, the same chest upon which three powerful Notables of Albion's army are waiting, expecting thier Cryptmass deliveries, doesn't seem to have made the journey it was meant to.

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Rolling Fyre

Private Titus Grime and the Orcs of the 60th fight the Ferach in this story direct from Alternative Armies' own Gavin Syme.

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Otto's Folly

The short story that explains how it all began, Otto's Folly tells the tale of the fall of the humans at Dresda.

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A Softer Fire, Part 1

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! We return to the Windy Isles in the first part of the prelude to this years 'season' of Dreadloque, the piratical version of Flintloque. In this, the first of a new series focusing on storyline in tandem with game mechanics, you will find an After Action Report of THW's 'And a Bottle of Rum' rules as well as a short piece of Flintloque fiction based on it.

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Tears of Salt

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Throughout the realms of Valon the White Liar Tavern in Broomcoat has a very special reputation for the quality of the ales sold and the tales told. This is one such tale. Worried that his customers may go elsewhere without a tale to pass the time the landlord of the White Liar presses his Goblin cook into service...

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Foul Mouth Freddy

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! After the Mordredian Wars the famous Albion poet, Samuel Taylor Orcridge, wrote three verses of poetry about the much loved anti-hero Foul Mouth Freddy. Today we see on which events the poem was based and glance at the historical notes as one is a previously unheard of tale involving an Elven Eagle no less...

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The Curse of Catnip

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! A story of far away places with strange sounding names and Goblins with equally strange sounding names, as narrated to Roger Willcox (whos name is not at all strange unless you happen to be a Goblin!) by Lord Rogipoos Willorcs.

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Tales from The White Liar Tavern - Carne's Bowl

Throughout the realms of Valon the White Liar Tavern in Broomcoat has a very special reputation for the quality of the ales sold and the tales told. On this Valentine's Day Tony Harwood brings you an unusual love story from the World of Valon...

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Sharke and the Mirror of Zyrgone

 An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Arry Flashorc has called in a favour from Rekhardt Sharke asking him to pay a visit to the Notables Club in Mudfayre, Londinium and make sure nothing amiss occurs during the magicke mirror show. What could possibly go wrong...

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The Catnip of Fu Cat Choo

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! That nefarious villain, Fu Cat Choo, returns in this Valon spanning tale of kidnapping and skullduggery.

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Tales from The White Liar Tavern - The Black Claw

Throughout the realms of Valon the White Liar Tavern in Broomcoat has a very special reputation for the quality of the ales sold and the tales told. This is one such tale. An old Dwarf tells of an artefact that has changed hands many times during the Mordredian Wars that is now thought lost...

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Tales from The White Liar Tavern - Rabbits in Habits

Throughout the realms of Valon the White Liar Tavern in Broomcoat has a very special reputation for the quality of the ales sold and the tales told. This is one such tale. Nuns, the likes of which Broomcoat has never seen before, pass through Albion and meet the regulars of the White Liar.

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The Great Rabbit Hunt

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Caught in a 'situation' following Wheeling-turn's orders, the Albion Spymaster Wogan must think outside the box to come up with troops for a unit charged with extending an olive branch to the Burrovians. Little did he know exactly how far outside when the adventure later known as The Great Rabbit Hunt began...

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The Owl and Gristle Murders

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Back in Albion for Cryptmass, Lieutenant Wullam Rossorc and his rifleorcs stopped at the Owl and Gristle coaching inn near Londinium for a warm meal and good cheer. They did not in any way expect what they found there...

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Secret Lore

An Orcs in the Webbe Exclusive! Many years ago, late one night in a crossfire of emails, I asked Mac Coxhead, Flintloque's co-creator, about the world of Firefight 1.0. He told me a little of it's background and hinted that it even shared a character with Flintloque. This year, after many years away from Valon, Mac kindly agreed to share with me the story he had referred to all that time ago...

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The Curse of Fu Cat Choo

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Dear Uncle Rogipoos and Harry Oliphaunt meet the nefarious Fu Cat Choo in this  tale of adventure, romance and dodgy antiquities...

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Tales from The White Liar Tavern - The Emperor's Old Clothes

Throughout the realms of Valon the White Liar Tavern in Broomcoat has a very special reputation for the quality of the ales sold and the tales told. This is one such tale. An aged tinker comes to the White Liar with a tale to tell and an offer for the other patrons that could make them rich.

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Tales from The White Liar Tavern - The Legend of Baldur

Throughout the realms of Valon the White Liar Tavern in Broomcoat has a very special reputation for the quality of the ales sold and the tales told. This is one such tale. The landlord of the White Liar spins a yarn of a Dwarven hero and his trip to the Beer Keller of the Dead.

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Tales from The White Liar Tavern - Impish Ache

Throughout the realms of Valon the White Liar Tavern in Broomcoat has a very special reputation for the quality of the ales sold and the tales told. This is one such tale. A Joccian returned from the Mordredian Wars tells his tale to some patrons of the White Liar with some special help in the form of a magical Imp...

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Tales from The White Liar Tavern - Dwarven Spirits

Throughout the realms of Valon the White Liar Tavern in Broomcoat has a very special reputation for the quality of the ales sold and the tales told. This is one such tale. Trapped in the frozen lands of Diberia with no supplies, a Dwarf tells of how he sand his men survived but at great cost to him.

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The Du Lac Inheritance

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Henri Du Lac, having watched his Empress be deposed by her Usurper son, relates a tale to his Grandson of a time long before, when both Magicke and Dragons still existed on Valon...

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View-halloo!

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! The gentlebeing's clubs of Valon, including the most distinguished Notables Club on Mudfayre, like nothing more than a  jolly jaunt out in the countryside tracking down not-so-defencless anmials in a bid to bag something to go on the wall of the trophy room.

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Rowloque

Being in the main a set of Rules for the re-enactment of Naval Battles such as occurred in the late Mordredian Wars between races such as the Orcs and the Ferach Elves. First published back in the Nineties and now restored as part of the Flintloque Archive Project.

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Native Human Scouts

After the fall of Dresda, Humans became scarce on Valon - However, some hardier ones didn't die out straight away...

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Mongrels & Bitches

Given the nature of some of the races of Valon an oft discussed subject is that of stray Dogs in Valon... not those of the Emperor Mordred but those of the street. A rules supplement for Flintloque, updated for 3rd Edition.

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Flintloques & Muskets

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! In 2011 long time Flintloque fan and author of several well respected wargames rulesets, Bob Minadeo, wrote some rules for using your Flintloque miniatures with THW's free Chain Reaction 3.0 rules. Chain Reaction has now been updated and THW have released a full supplement dealing with the Napoleonic Era. Orcs in the Webbe is proud to present the updated version of the hugely popular Flintloques & Muskets crossover rules.

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The Kinkon Goblins

Full rules for using the Kinkon Goblins in your games of Flintloque 3rd Edition in this updated Journal of Valon article from the Notables Flintloque Archive. Also includes rules for use with Slaughterloo 2nd Editon.

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Wilde Thinges

The untamed wilds of Valon are the realm of many dangerous creatures, wild beasts which waylay travellers, slaughter livestock, and make off with the young and the old. Scared villagers may call on their Lords to defend them or, if neglected by their masters, hire mercenaries to protect hearth and home. Updated for Flintloque 3rd Edition.

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The Pegasus Hussars

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Flintloque 3rd Edition rules for one of the most ancient Valonic light cavalry regiments formed before the annulment of the laws of Wylde Magicke by one of the old Kings of Armorica.

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Flintloques & Muskets

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Long time Flintloque fan and author of several well respected wargames rulesets, Bob Minadeo, has written up some rules for using your Flintloque miniatures with THW's free Chain Reaction 3.0 rules.

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The Demon Drinke

Keeping the discipline of an army on the march is a hard task indeed, and few aspects of keeping discipline are as challenging as the lure of alcohol. Updated for Flintloque 3rd Edition.

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The Dracci in Flintloque

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Following up on his fantastic piece of fiction, The Du Lac Inheritance, this article dips into a future release from Alternative Armies and brings you official rules for using the Dracci in your games of Flintloque 3rd edition.

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Deserter Bands

An Orcs in the Webbe Exclusive! The rules for fielding Deserter Bands in your Flintloque 3rd Edition games.

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Stampede

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! A stampede on the battlefield can be both a hinderance and a danger, find out exactly how in this rules supplement for Flintloque.

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The Turtle

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Following on from his popular and successful 'Shiploque' articles in Ragnarok, the journal of fantasy and science fiction wargaming, we take a look at a specialised submarine for use in your games of Flintloque.

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Glimpses of Valon 2014

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Continuing our annual series showcasing various artists' interpretations of the world of Alternative Armies' Flintloque, this year sees a cracking Orc redcoat taking aim...

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Glimpses of Valon

An Orcs in the Webbe Exclusive! Artist extaordinaire Pete Barfield has once again turned his talented scribblings towards the world of Valon, this year creating a cracking Ferach officer reminiscent of  certain 1950's and 60's film star...

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Glimpses of Valon 2011

An Orcs in the Webbe Exclusive! After submitting artwork for the last three years, Pete Barfield has once again created some amazing pictures to take our minds far away to the distant lands of Valon. This year he has turned his talents towards the Windy Isles with illustrations of two characters from the popular Dreadloque setting.

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Glimpses of Valon 2009

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! We take a further look at some of the inhabitants of Valon in four amazing new pieces of artwork by Pete Barfield, one of the illustrators of  Dirtside II and Stargrunts II.

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Gamer Archetypes

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Helena Nash returns to OITW once again this year giving us a humorous rundown of the different types of games masters and players you might encounter... Whether roleplayer, wargamer, LARPer or online gamer there's something in here you'll recognise. Which one are you?

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Leprechauns

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Master modelmaker Tony Harwood brings us a conversion and painting article showing us how to create some unusual allies for your Bog Orcs in your games of Flintloque.

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The 2009 Alternative Armies Interview

An Orcs in the Webbe Exclusive Interview! As has become tradition on Christmas Eve, Gavin Syme at Alternative Armies submits himself to the annual grilling about Flintloque and beyond.

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The 2010 Alternative Armies Interview

An Orcs in the Webbe Exclusive Interview! As has become tradition on Christmas Eve, Gavin Syme at Alternative Armies submits himself to the annual grilling about Flintloque and beyond.

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Slice & Dice

A classic article about converting miniatures from the early days of Flintloque.

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Clue Tokens

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Full rules for using Clue tokens as objectives for both players and PEFs in your Reaction System games.

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He's Only A Goblin

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! My old gaming group and I give Danny O'Hara's excellent Dreadloque scenario a go in this Flintloque after action report.

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Lady Wintermore's Fangs

An Orcs in the Webbe exclusive! We bring you the Lady Wintermore's Fangs Booklet, originally released back in the 90s, fully updated and expanded with both statistics and background from the Flintloque 3rd Edition Game Book, Death in The Snow.

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Obidiah's Army

Orcs in the Webbe's first official rules conversion! Obidiah's Army enables you field deserter bands in your games of Flintloque. Originally released in 1997, now updated and expanded for use with Flintloque 3rd Edition.

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Building A Better Brick

An Orcs in the Webbe Exclusive! With the second volume of his terrain series now available to preorder, master model-maker Tony Harwood has given OITW an excerpt from the first book in the series showing how to easily create unique loooking bricks from scratch for use in your modelling projects.

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Carry on Camping

All armies need somewhere to sleep as they campaign across continents, Master Modelmaker Tony Harwood addresses this problem.

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Larrey Ambulance

Master modelmaker Tony Harwood, walks us through the creation and painting of a scratch built 28mm horse drawn wooden ambulance whose historical counterpart first saw use in the 18th century.

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Korunna Arch

An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Tony Harwood takes us step by step through the creation of a model arch he initially saw in the background of a painting.

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