• Beach Head II: Entwickler and The Crustacean Frustration

    An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Hauptmann Entwickler - pride of the Ausdenkerkorps - bolstered by the success of the Zinn-Mann project has been granted unlimited funding (and a choice of secret locales in which to design something) and is about to unleash his next great invention on The Land.

  • Tôrg-Baraz of Doom

    An Orcs in the Webbe Original! The Deathless have found the fabled Lava Stones of Power and intend to unlock their power. Fortunately young lieutenant Pipsy Pipworthy has stumbled upon the plot and aims to grab the stones for Branzhûm. Will the Halfelin reinforcements arrive in time to help, or will the Deathless gain the power to conquer Tôrg-Baraz? 

  • Heriberto Valle Martinez Interview

    An Orcs in the Webbe exclusive! Heriberto Valle Martinez, one of the sculptors for Hysterical Games is the focus of this year's  sculpting Q&A and answers some questions about himself and his work in the first of this year's Christmas interviews.

  • Dug in Gnomes

    An Orcs in the Webbe Original! The Anarchy of Anton, fastest painter in the West (of Leicster), comes to OITW with a cracking little article on how to assemble a Gnome variant for Hysterical Games' Panzerfäuste.

  • The Aftermatch

    An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Everyone remembers and talks about the famous Futbowel match of the trenches. Very few remember the incidents that followed; the hangovers, the bruises, the embarrassing silence between Orc and Dwarf who woke up together, and least of all the case of the swapped jerseys...

  • Balls to the Wall

    An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Stuermer’s Stormers have been tasked with exploring the depths of the Troglodyte mountain nest and weeding out any last vestiges of resistance. Unbeknown to the Dwarves, there is more to fear down there than just some exhausted Troglodytes...

  • The 2016 Christmas Eve Interview with Hysterical Games' Rob Alderman

    An Orcs in the Webbe Exclusive! A return to form with the Christmas Eve interview this year as Rob Alderman, the man behind Hysterical Games, sits down for his first OITW grilling...

  • Assassins

    An Orcs in the Webbe Original! A crack squad of Orc Commandoes have been chosen for a mission in the perilous mountains of Tôrg Baraz to ensure information sensitive to Branzhûm does not fall into Dwarven hands. 

  • Conflictual Sustenance

    An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Two Schweinhundereite squads leading twice as many Straftruppen are cut off from HQ waiting for an Orc convoy when foraging fails and tempers begin to fray in this Panzerfäuste short story.

  • Pride Comes Before a Fall

    An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Ever wish you had a way to field your entire Captain Pledge level... Wait no longer! Hysterical Games' brings us a huge scenario for Panzerfäuste Skirmish with the Allied Orcs and Gnomes clashing against Dwarves and thier fierce warbeasts in this multi-player scenario based on an even bigger battle that was fought way back at the Bovington Tank Museum in 2005.

  • Gnomish Houses

    An Orcs in the Webbe Original! The Anarchy of Anton, fastest painter in the West (of Leicester), returns to OITW with a step by step article on how to create Gnomish Houses for Hysterical Games' Panzerfäuste out of a certain fast food chain outlet's happy meal toys...

  • Prison Break

    An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Two groups of prisoners have broken out and the only thing that stands between them and freedom is a perilous section of No Man's Land. Oh, and the fact they're from different prisons and headed towards each other. A Panzerfäuste scenario for use with Hysterical Games' Futbowel miniatures.

  • Ranger Things

    An Orcs in the Webbe Original! After the failure of his Mecha Crab in Dûn-Nomin the infamous Hauptmann Entwickler - pride of the Ausdenkerkorps - has been temporarily withdrawn from frontline efforts in order to work on his latest device, a machine that will render Dwarven forces invisible. His device didn't work quite as expected and not only opened a portal to a strange otherworldly place but attracted the attention of the creature that lives there... 

  • Dead to Rites

    An Orcs in the Webbe Original! An old custom sees a group of children led deep into the dark forest where ancient words are spoken as something stirs in this chilling Panzerfäuste short story...

  • Panzerfäuste Scenario Generator

    An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Sometimes it can be handy to be able to generate an objective when playing a game of Panzerfäuste on the fly, here is a short table to start you off!

  • Catch The Falcon!

    An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Hauptmann Dastardly has one mission, to stop the daring Gnome pilot Yankee Griffonnage on his albino Faucon from returning back to Gnome headquarters with the latest war updates. Can they do it this time, and will Unteroffizier Klunk’s improvements help or hinder?