Flintloque Scenarios
One of the reasons I first conceived this web site back in the nineties was to provide people with an online repository of Flintloque scenarios. Over the years many people have added to the colourful tapestry of Valon’s history. Here you can find original scenarios written exclusively for Orcs in the Webbe, as well as classic scenarios from the Flintloque Archive.
"...And he had raisins for eyes!"
Written by Matthew Hartley
An Orcs in the Webbe Original! After a series of gruesome murders amongst the culinary community and it's customers, Valon's famed consulting detective Sherloque Holmes and his assistant, Dr Watsorc, have tracked the cinnamon scented beast responsible to it's lair.
A Bridge Too Fur?
Written by Gavin Syme
An Orcs in the Webbe Original! McTavish is tasked with heading to Aegpyt, into the arms of a mad Othari who thinks he is the Duke of Wheeling-Turn, to blow up a bridge held by veteran Ferach troops with nothing more than some raw recruits and a few barrels of powder.
A Right Royul Boxing Day
Written by Ben Burston
An Orcs in the Webbe Original! On St Shakey's Day, the day after Cryptmass, Kyng Gorge likes to get to know the common-folk of Albion in what is known throughout Albion as "Boxing Day", find out why in this Flintloque scenario for two, three or four players.
Black Orc Down
Written by Ben Burston
An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Two Albion Group Captains, Wilbur and Orcville Rite have crash landed an experimental new airboat in Dark Elf infested Catalucia. It's up to a crack squad of handpicked Goblin Caçadores to rescue them and retrieve the balloon.
Coalfinger
Written by CJ Hooper
An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Returning home to Caer Dyff, Austin is horrified to find his people in the thrall of the villainous Ernst Coalfinger, the Orc with the miner's touch...
Dag Nificent's Seven
Written by Luke Passingham
An Orcs in the Webbe Original! The Catalucian village of Trampa Mortal is under threat from desperate bandits. Can the unlikely hero of Dag Nificent and his rapidly assembled group of even more unlikely heroes win the day...
Dai Another Day
Written by CJ Hooper
An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Austin Powys, International Hobgoblin of Mystery returns in this Flintloque scenario in which he must prevent Wheeling-Turn's secrets from falling into Ferach hands and save the life of a rival Albion Spy, Dai the Bread.
Death Amid Water in Llednevir
Written by CJ Hooper
An Orcs in the Webbe Original! In this third Llednevir Chronicle, Tarrwen Harbour is gone, destroyed by an Elder God. The survivors drove him back into the seas but now the sea itself rises to take back it's wounded master and the creatures that harmed him. Who will prevail ?
An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Something stirs deep beneath the town of Tarrwen Harbour. In this fourth Llednevir Chronicle can the survivors of the Sea's wrath face the many faces of of Nyarfoxtrotqwikstep.
An Orcs in the Webbe Original! In which a simple meeting to discuss a map becomes something of a brawl.
An Orcs in the Webbe Original! In which three groups of pirates search for a survivor who may not even exist.
An Orcs in the Webbe Original! This years ripping yarn set in Danny O'Hara's Dreadloque setting gets underway as three erstwhile heroes try to stop a meeting between the Catalucian Ambassador's daughter and the evil Baron Bron from going ahead.
An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Our heroes have made it to the Baron's mansion. What will they find within in this Flintloque/Cluedo crossover for one to four players...
An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Valon's loveable anti-hero returns in this tale where Freddy and his companions must retreat through hostile territory with a variety of loot 'acquired' from the pointy-eared Ferach B******s.
An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Foul Mouth Freddy returns in this cracking tale involving a small group of inexperienced Orcs going up against a full section of Ferach with only Freddy's bl**dy brilliant plan between them and a horrid death. May Sentinel help them all.
An Orcs in the Webbe Original! See how the legend began as you take control of the foul mouthed Orc sergeant Freddy in his first adventure as he attempts to use a section of allied Krautian Dwarves as cover to disable a Finklestein gun emplacement.
An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Having been busted to Private for his excursion to Burrow Port, Freddy must take charge of a green group of Provosts when they come under enemy fire on the way to his Court Marshall.
Gérard's Casserole
Written by Steve Blease
An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Colonel Etienne Gérard, currently in command of the 10e Crown Hussars, must escort the vivacious Ferach Vivandière, Néjellar Lauson, back to the lines of the Grande Armée across a desolate frozen wasteland teeming with Undead.
Hope
Written by Craig Andrews
An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Discover the history of the cosmopolitan town of Hope and what exactly drew the Paleodracologists Koop & Mursh there.
Horse Flesh
Written by Matthew Hartley
An Orcs in the Webbe Exclusive! For players looking for a break from the incessant slaughter of the front lines take control of a section trying to capture a wild stallion.
I Fought The Lore
Written by Matthew Hartley
An Orcs in the Webbe Original! In this whip cracking Tale of Albion we find some prisoners on a chain gang serving out their sentence. Can the wardens keep order or will the gangs fulfill their secret objectives.
Love and Death in Llednevir
Written by CJ Hooper
An Orcs in the Webbe Original! In this, the first Llednevir Chronicle, the forbidden love 'twixt Goblin and Toad causes trouble between the Hobgoblin and Todoroni inhabitants of Tarrwen Harbour, a small fishing town in the county of Llednevir, deep in Taffsea.
May Contain Nuts!
Written by Matthew Hartley
An Orcs in the Webbe Original! During an afternoon ridiculing the sick over a bottle of grog at Bedlum a group of Londinium's over privileged upper class must fight for their lives and try and escape as they get caught in a breakout of Albion's madder citizens.
Mordred's Taste For Bones
Written by Tony Harwood
An Orcs in the Webbe Exclusive! A group of Goblin Cacadores escorting some Monks and a very precious cargo are approaching the town of Cupa. Unfortunately for them Mordred, Aleksander and Wheeling-Turn all have forces approaching Cupa on that very day. Coincidence?
Mostly Death in Llednevir
Written by CJ Hooper
An Orcs in the Webbe Original! In this second Llednevir Chronicle Dagonwyswifchips has risen from the depths! Cultists rush to the Harbour to welcome this Godforsaken-God-that-is-forsaken-by-Gods, only a crowd of angry women and one deaf man stands in their way.
Obidiah's Army - Scenario Seeds
Written by Craig AndrewsAn Orcs in the Webbe Exclusive! In this excerpt from the updated Obidiah's Army Character Booklet we find five scenario seeds for Obidiah's Band of Ne'er-Do-Wells.
Over the Hills and Far Away
Written by Steve Blease
Goblin Caçadores must get to the safety of the allied Orc lines harried by Dark Elf Inquisition forces seeking to reclaim a stolen religious treasure. Both parties aware that Mordred's elite Elven Voltiguers are also seeking to claim the icon in their Emperor's name...
Owl Gristle and The Dragons
Written by Gavin SymeAn Orcs in the Webbe Original! Lieutenant Rossorc and his brave rifleorcs find themselves pitted against deadly creatures and Magicke unseen by Orcs since before the Time of Annul.
Raid on Rippoli
Written by Ed Proctor
An Orcs in the Webbe Original! The United Secessionist Navy send a small force of marines to destroy a grounded warship to prevent it from falling into the hands of the Barfry Corsairs
Release the Hounds
Written by Matthew Hartley
An Orcs in the Webbe Original! A fun and fast stand alone game set in the popular Tales of Albion setting in which a group of convicts try to escape the justice of gnashing teeth following a prison break.
An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Al-Garvey Goblins and Ferach Elves clash over a disputed hill on the border between Al-Garvey and Catalucia.
Schnapps by Moonlight
Written by Luke Passingham
An Orcs in the Webbe Original! When a Ferach Elven force falls into confusion and exchanges friendly fire over the Haransebetsie bridge some Albion Orcs’ realise their chance to attack has come.
Sharke's Aquila
Written by Steve Blease
An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Sharke's Rifles have been transported to another world by vile Magicke. This time they face skirted Orcs with swords and an Eagle the likes of which they've not seen before...
Sharke's Ashes
Written by Steve BleaseAn Orcs in the Webbe Original! Returning from special duties in the Windy Isles, Captain Sharke and his Orc Rifles have stopped off in the Occupied Zone, a harsh tropical land and they have one hell of a battle ahead of them...
Sharke's Mirror
Written by Gavin Syme
An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Sharke and his lads rush to the Notables Club, Mudfayre, to deal with a terrifying threat from another time...
Skyrimfall
Written by CJ Hooper
An Orcs in the Webbe Original! A terrifying fire-breathing Dragon is terrorising the valeys of Taffsea. Seemingly controlled by the meglomanical Hugo Dracci Austin has been sent to investigate...
The Battle of B'Water
Written by Bob Minadeo
An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Captain Giglamps has been tasked with traveling up the Bomoo River to track down and cashier the rogue officer Colonel Blyng. Before the search begins he must first make landfall and get to the town of B'Water, however, D’Katha Bey and his 9lb gun may have a thing or two to say about that.
The Block House
Written by Ed Proctor
An Orcs in the Webbe Original! The Albion Exploring Officer, Haines Pong, must lead a group of Dark Elf Guerrillas in an assault on a Ferach message relay station.
The Cossack War Wagon
Written by Ed ProctorAn Orcs in the Webbe Original! Captain Angules and his remaining Elves of the 21st Ligne are fleeing Moskova. Harried at every step by damned Cossacks thankfully they think they now have developed the tactics to escape the Witchlands. Little did they know that Aleksander's malign forces can adapt just as well as they can...
The High Price of Miruvoré
Written by Danny O'Hara
An Orcs in the WebbeOriginal! Being a cautionary tale of SMUGGLING and other divers CRIMINALITYS acted out by the feckless small-folk in dark corners of our own ALBION!
The Masay Coast Guard
Written by Roger Willcox
An Orcs in the Webbe Original! McTavish is tasked with heading to Aegpyt, into the arms of a mad Othari who thinks he is the Duke of Wheeling-Turn, to blow up a bridge held by veteran Ferach troops with nothing more than some raw recruits and a few barrels of powder.
The Postman Always Kabooms Twice!
Written by Gavin Syme
An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Colonel Durandus has been tasked with carrying a vital dispatch to Marshal Ney but must first get past the Decompsa Gap and a great number of the smarter Savant kind of Zombies which have been buried along his path.
The Relics of St. Labyrinthus
Written by Roger Willcox
An Orcs in the Webbe Original! St. Labyrinthus (Patron Saint of ear trumpet makers, mushy pea eaters and chip farmers) is literally up for grabs in this adventure set in the Shirewood of Albion.
The Taking of Drumbassa
Written by Danny O'Hara
An Orcs in the Webbe Original! A small crew of Othari corsairs have taken command of Drumbassa and it's defences on the Sosilli Coast. It's up to The Raisin of Marzbar's forces, led by Tarka Bey, and his Al-Garvey allies to destroy Drumbassa once and for all
The Todoroni Jobbe
Written by Danny O'Hara
An Orcs in the Webbe Original! An account of base greed, untold riches, and cunning thievery in the Todoroni Lands.
Tie a Ribbon Round the Old Dogs Neck
Written by Gavin Syme
An Orcs in the Webbe Original! Some moments in war are brought on by having to utter ‘yes, sir, right away,sir’ through clenched teeth as some medal bedecked moron orders to you do something totally crazy and really, really unnecessary. This is one of those moments...
