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The Illustrated Londinium Times: Start of a New Millenium ! |
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Tuesday, 18 December 2007 00:00 |
The notorius Yorcshire textile town of Millenium has been given a thread of hope, after pulling the new Caughthold factory contract.
In an announcement yesterday, Sir Willorcby, head of the Darksatanic Division, claimed to have no worries about situating the new mills in the infamous northern Albion town; adding that he was setting up a Yeomanry to deal with any problems that may be on the horizon.
"We will build Jerusalem "
The Jerusalem project, as it has been nick-named, by the men of the cloth, should help cut unemployment in the region. Smokey-Bobbinson, warden of the local warehouse, welcomed the news as bringing hope to the smog filled area.
Trouble at'Mill
Millenium has been trying to clean up its imagery after the messy Muddite Riots which spun out of control, resulting in the death of a number of militants. The engineers of the uprising have tried to justify their actions, claiming that the lads needed to let off steam. Commenting on the former fracas, portly Sir Willorcby pronounced confidently: "Where there's muck, there's brass!".
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This was originally published in Loque and Load, Issue 1. |
